Wednesday, October 10, 2012

 
Driving a tank is something that one must take very seriously and with great caution if you want to not blow the engine or ruin the transmission.

The steps are climbing into the tank and opening the hatch. This may seem idiotic and obvious but it is necessary if you want to start the tank. After turning the key in the ignition you want to let the engine sit and turn over for 5 or 10 minutes. This is so the engine has time to catch up and not explode when you try to move.

After letting the engine sit you want to begin moving and to do this you want to put your foot on the gas and get going. A tank is fairly simple to operate if you know how to drive a large vehicle. Pushing the right drive stick forward and not pulling back on the left stick will bring you forward without stopping; the reverse is true for the left stick. Pulling both back will slow you down while pushing both forward will move you forward faster.

Friday, October 5, 2012

How to Be The Gronk
^^^ Thats The Gronk ^^^
1) Become 6'6 and 250 lbs.


2) Play Tight End for the New England Patriots


3) Get Tom Brady to pass the ball to you and score lots of touchdowns...LOTS
4) Become the Party















5) When you score a TD spike the ball...hard














 If you do these things you may become the Gronk






*WARNING* Side-effects may include but are not limited to: Drinking Protein Shakes and Red Bull like its your job, Excessive Partying, Gorgeous ladies flocking to you, and Running the opponent's secondary into the turf