How to Be The Gronk
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^^^ Thats The Gronk ^^^ |

1) Become 6'6 and 250 lbs.

2) Play Tight End for the New England Patriots
3) Get Tom Brady to pass the ball to you and score lots of touchdowns...LOTS
4) Become the Party
5) When you score a TD spike the ball...hard
If you do these things you may become the Gronk

*WARNING* Side-effects may include but are not limited to: Drinking Protein Shakes and Red Bull like its your job, Excessive Partying, Gorgeous ladies flocking to you, and Running the opponent's secondary into the turf
I can't be like him then!
ReplyDeleteI'm probably going to stick to hockey!